I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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