this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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