im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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