Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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