Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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