Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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