new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I had to cum in my sink.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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