Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
ttyl tear gas
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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