i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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