I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
bring money and cleavage
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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