the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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