I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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