god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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