home. puking in laundry basket.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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