it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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