you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just high enough for therapy.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
