the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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