I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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