It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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