youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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