My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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