Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize
