Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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