I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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