I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Shame is for Republicans.
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