so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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