bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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