The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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