Welp...herpes.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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