I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
But break dance skills will only take you so far
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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