so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
