Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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