Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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