I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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