i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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