She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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