Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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