We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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