I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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