these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My boob is missing a layer of skin
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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