This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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