just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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