Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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