he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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