Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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