My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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