why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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