You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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