i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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