y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i think i have herpe
just one?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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