Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
did i just pee glitter
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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