I wish i was in the wii world.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
