Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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